Monday, November 30, 2009

Christmas gifts great for surfers






Its almost Christmas if you would like to order a hoody or Tshirt order now at troysurf@hotmail.com Let me know the color size and design.

How to get a fifty dollar bus with 3 dollars



So I had to use one of my remaining coins, and call again. Needless to say a foreign agent for a strip club in Japan may not be the most trustworthy , intelligent or nice person you may come across. I called him again and it turns out they are waiting for me at Omiya station, the train station. Not the airport? Once again what the f..k? So he tells me no problem just take the 50 dollar bus to the train station....so I tell hinm I have 3 dollars... he says no problem he will pay for the bus at the station where he is and i can pick up the ticket at the office where i am...It worked. I was on the bus and off to some station where my life (strippin) in Japan would begin. To b cont...... Anh here are some more of my designs and clothing

Sunday, November 29, 2009

First day in Japan

gooday all, im tryin to recover after a pretty big weekend, partying in tokyo then back in Kamakura, met some cool people and drank a bit too much. So where, I left off. I said goodbye to the boys in Aus and a few girls. About to land in Japan with my 20 dollars. Ok im in the airport, I change my 20 dollars, and servey says...800yen, wow, its not even a bill. Ok , i call my agent (100 yen), they tell me to wait at platform a , I do , they will b there in 20 minutes, ok I but somethin to eat ..200yen, i now have 500 yen. One hour goes bye, nobody I call again (100yen) they ask where I am I tell them they say ok , they will b there in 20 minutes 1 hour later still not there...what the fu.., wats goin on?

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Japanese women, an T.V.



Had a few drinks last night with a buddy, we talked about x japanese girlfriends , turns out there seems to b a type that is very planning and seductive often quite sexy. Their only goal in life is to try to capture a man at any means. Then they will the best girl youve ever met till you mary them then they will try to control aspects bof your life, get your money and try to destroy all your confidence. I don t know if they are trained to do this or really they have no guilt and no love. Careful boys. In this blog I will go back and forth to the past and the present. I did a great tv show two weeks with one of my best friends, he was a cop, I was a kidnapper ( a 4 year old girl) the director gave me the freedom to act as crazy as I wanted. I used a bit of joker and a bit of batman, it was fun, then Greg shot me and i really ripped off half of the top of my pinky when a piece of wire sliced me as I fell. Oh well all part of doin action, but I love it. Nother show tomorrow just extra though, Have a good weekend all

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Bang I had to send my pictures to the club in Japan if they liked me I would go. They did , I had a plane ticket waiting for me at the airport in a week. Ok I got a week to learn how to strip make costumes, choose songs say goodbye and go. I had about a hundred and fifty dollars. My friends would not join me till a month later, I was off to japan in the end with twenty dollars, one costume one g string a good tan good shape , very little strippin skills no actual stage experience, a surf board one phone number for my agent in japan and a hell of alot a balllls, I figured if it went all bad i would go to the Canadian embassy and ask for help. On the plane I got , seeya Aus, hello Godzilla.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Why Japan


Well after living and trying to get a visa for five years on the Gold Coast, I couldnt. At the time two companies where trying to sponcer me as an artist. I was surfing everyday painting and had just started modelling and acting. I also met alot of male strippers at the gym ( not a gay thing, im straight). My friend and I went to watch a show, i was very impressed and many girls asked if we were the new guys, as you do we said yes. I then started to practice with them. I was then informed that immigration said no to both companies, and I only had a week left on my visa. So I called my friends down in Sydney, they said they were going to go strip in Japan and make alot of money and I should join them. I said Yes, why not.

Monday, November 23, 2009

The beginning


Travelling to Japan from Australia, with 20 ausie dollars, all my stuff, and a surfboard ready to sell in case of emergency....Sound like fun? It wasnt. Why? To become a stripper make money and move back to Australia. Ill start by telling that all my life I played sports and was an artist. I got my degree in Fine Arts and played football at the University of Waterloo. I was a linebacker my last year we won the Ontario cup, and we were ranked number one all year, I wanted to go pro but had too many injuries. I loved performing and being under pressure in front of a crowd. Our coaches (Tuffy Knight) told us once we finish training camp the rest of our lives would be easy .... he was sorta right. All my life I wanted to surf well after seeing Point Break. So I moved to Australia to become a surfer.

LiquidSlide,Stripping, Acting Surfing and Designing in Japan


My friends call me Troydestroy, for reasons you will soon understand. This blog will describe amazing stories that have happened while being in Japan. At the moment I am Living in Japan and have started my own surfwear brand LiquidSlide. I am a surfer an artist, actor, teacher and rarely now but used to be a stripper. All of these stories have in all honesty happened to me or my friends, I do not lie I live for the truth, in no way are these stories revealed in order to brag. They will shock and amuse you I hope, I am not a writter but I enjoy telling stories that have happened to me. I live my life at times on the edge in order to find adventure I guess. This blog is about LiquidSlide , how it began , surfing acting and stripping and Yakuza in Japan.