Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Guns and roses and merry christmas

Woke up had a great surf, with a friend, got home had a shot of tequila, got on the train with a beer, got to my boys and we started to party hard, back on the train goin to the concert. Were in the back, great party spot! Axel comes on and its all rock an roll baby, great concert , we were all over partying and meeting people it was great, thanks to all the boys an gnr! Last day of work and its Christmas, have a good one every body...Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 17, 2009

guns and roses, and tv


Well its friday again an we gotta big weekend planned in tokyo. I have an audition at 7 for mercedes benz, then tomorrow i will go to the guns and roses concert in Tokyo Dome Chinese Democracy. should b great . Then a T.V. show on sunday and there are a few waves commin in . Have a great weekend all.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Day two ,strip club

Well So I passed the audition, but now the hard part I have to do it in front of paying customers, and really I knew my show wasnt very good yet. I had my first show it was ok I got a few tips(money down the g string ...right on) and when they put the money in the dirty little girls always take a look,,,its fun .. the best part of the job. Also I met very cool guys from around the world .Robert, Mick, Parbs, Paulo, Yutuka. We all helped each other get better, and trained together, it was very cool. Except for one dick head Isrialy ,Lior ( I should of punched him in the head, almost did ). So that was the first real night . The club was Bijin. Did I mention there were many girl strippers too.........

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

New Designs




These are some of the new designs ive been working on. They are hand silk printed. Then each one I highlight with different colour paints to give a unique original look. I want surfers to wear my art work not some factory produced piece of ...and sunset in Kamakura

Monday, December 14, 2009

Tokyo nights





Well ive recovered since the weekend. There were no waves but I had a small part in a T.V. show on Saturday. I was with my crazy russian friend who used to be in the russian circus. We finished late then had a few drinks before comin home in the mornin. I was pretty tame but ok. aHere are some photos of another night in Rappongi

Thursday, December 10, 2009

surfin

looks like we might have waves in Kamakura tomorrow morning lets hope so. Still waiting might have a tv show this weekend, have a good weekend all.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009


a friend saw my paintings (women) and wanted me to combine a bit more of that style into liquidslide, I agreed, so we ve got a sexy girl in pleasure a wave and a board. not much more surferdudes ask for. Liquidslide...enjoy the ride...

Stripping audition in Japan part 2

Music starts, Im in a frozen position, head down cloak on, the bells stop, its time to dance!!!! All planning goes out the window, the mama and 15 exp strippers are watching I dance like a mad man, you cant be shy. I went with my strengths athletic ability, Im doing jumps and kicks and goin crazy( maybe looked crazy) ended up doin a jumpin kick down to another level landing in the splits????? I cant do that! It killed I ripped my hamstrings, then got down to the g string flexed around and that was that. Mama said im not pro but good enough...time for a beer!!!!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Stripping audition in Japan

So I wake up, first day in japan, go outside its hot , we are situated in the red light district in Omiya 40 minutes from Tokyo. I am surrounded by shady places crammed together. I am nervous this is the day to audition. I meet a few people everyone is pretty cool, but I can only think about this first dance, you see I only studied one dance in the Gold coast and I didnt want to steal it. So I decided to go with what I know... hard core rock an roll...Hells Bells, leather vest black pants and a cloak...My salary and job depends on this show...time passes slowly...The guys come get me they are nice, we walk through the black haired people, half naked working girls, lights, cars, taxis and get to the club.... the cu.t mama comes eveyone gets a front row seat, the lights go down and on comes Hells Bellssss...

Monday, December 7, 2009

Japan Strip club, Gam Gam

So Im off to see where im going to live I walk into this dungy old Karaoke place with all these seperate rooms, the hallways dark, not a great smell, I get to my room, open it up, and to my suprise quite nice inside. They then leave me , I am alone everyone else is workin in the club. I unpack, check my costume, and my manager gave me 10 thousand yen (100 $). I go check the kitchen, and the first thing I see is a huge rat. GREAT, Its those moments you wonder did I make the right decision, I remember In my mind I thought I would of had a great place, and they would have given me two beautiful young j girls for the night, not one big rat

Sunday, December 6, 2009

tokyo streets, Mafia movie


Hope you all had a good weekend, I had a great time workin on the new independant movie Tokyo streets. We moved fast got all our shots in, good direction good acting, a nice day and lots of action. The last scene was the main action scene, i had to punch and kick him and the director wanted me to really hit him a bit, we did it with no injuries , but it should look good, we were up to our final shot in Rappongi with fighting and guns when the police came and stopped us. I was great but Im a bit sore today

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Hello all, Ive been rehersing for a independant movie I will do this weekend, Ive got a good role of Jack the mafia right hand man, its a good script and should be fun. Its produced by starwaxentertainment, there are a few others I was in on youtube, have a good weekend all. b good, not sure I will!

Exile and getting into the club


I am in the new Exile video in japan Two Lips. They are now the most famous group in japan, im a police man in the end.Three of us in this photo came to Japan an worked in the same strip club.... So im at the club , they take me in wow its pretty shocking , then I get to the boys floor, and there are about five guys from the Goldy. We chat an its cool. Then I meet the mamasan an evil Korean woman, she checks me out mumbles says im good looking but shorter than she expected... c...t.Then she leaves the boys pour me a drink we have a chat they show me around, it is a beautiful big club. Now they will take me to GamGam???

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Arrivin at The strip club

So i get on the bus after about 5 hours in the airport , we are on the highway...first thoughts, oh my god, there are so many apartements so close together. wheres the??? I arrive at my new would be station, finally I meet my Nigerian agent. He gets me some food, we walk down the tiny streets filled with lights and beautiful asian workin girls everywhere, strange , exciting and shocking. We then turn a corner to my club, wow all white girls, bang im in a bit of a shock and I hear my name Troy, I turn in my suprise and its a girl i know from the Goldy...

Monday, November 30, 2009

Christmas gifts great for surfers






Its almost Christmas if you would like to order a hoody or Tshirt order now at troysurf@hotmail.com Let me know the color size and design.

How to get a fifty dollar bus with 3 dollars



So I had to use one of my remaining coins, and call again. Needless to say a foreign agent for a strip club in Japan may not be the most trustworthy , intelligent or nice person you may come across. I called him again and it turns out they are waiting for me at Omiya station, the train station. Not the airport? Once again what the f..k? So he tells me no problem just take the 50 dollar bus to the train station....so I tell hinm I have 3 dollars... he says no problem he will pay for the bus at the station where he is and i can pick up the ticket at the office where i am...It worked. I was on the bus and off to some station where my life (strippin) in Japan would begin. To b cont...... Anh here are some more of my designs and clothing

Sunday, November 29, 2009

First day in Japan

gooday all, im tryin to recover after a pretty big weekend, partying in tokyo then back in Kamakura, met some cool people and drank a bit too much. So where, I left off. I said goodbye to the boys in Aus and a few girls. About to land in Japan with my 20 dollars. Ok im in the airport, I change my 20 dollars, and servey says...800yen, wow, its not even a bill. Ok , i call my agent (100 yen), they tell me to wait at platform a , I do , they will b there in 20 minutes, ok I but somethin to eat ..200yen, i now have 500 yen. One hour goes bye, nobody I call again (100yen) they ask where I am I tell them they say ok , they will b there in 20 minutes 1 hour later still not there...what the fu.., wats goin on?

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Japanese women, an T.V.



Had a few drinks last night with a buddy, we talked about x japanese girlfriends , turns out there seems to b a type that is very planning and seductive often quite sexy. Their only goal in life is to try to capture a man at any means. Then they will the best girl youve ever met till you mary them then they will try to control aspects bof your life, get your money and try to destroy all your confidence. I don t know if they are trained to do this or really they have no guilt and no love. Careful boys. In this blog I will go back and forth to the past and the present. I did a great tv show two weeks with one of my best friends, he was a cop, I was a kidnapper ( a 4 year old girl) the director gave me the freedom to act as crazy as I wanted. I used a bit of joker and a bit of batman, it was fun, then Greg shot me and i really ripped off half of the top of my pinky when a piece of wire sliced me as I fell. Oh well all part of doin action, but I love it. Nother show tomorrow just extra though, Have a good weekend all

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Bang I had to send my pictures to the club in Japan if they liked me I would go. They did , I had a plane ticket waiting for me at the airport in a week. Ok I got a week to learn how to strip make costumes, choose songs say goodbye and go. I had about a hundred and fifty dollars. My friends would not join me till a month later, I was off to japan in the end with twenty dollars, one costume one g string a good tan good shape , very little strippin skills no actual stage experience, a surf board one phone number for my agent in japan and a hell of alot a balllls, I figured if it went all bad i would go to the Canadian embassy and ask for help. On the plane I got , seeya Aus, hello Godzilla.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Why Japan


Well after living and trying to get a visa for five years on the Gold Coast, I couldnt. At the time two companies where trying to sponcer me as an artist. I was surfing everyday painting and had just started modelling and acting. I also met alot of male strippers at the gym ( not a gay thing, im straight). My friend and I went to watch a show, i was very impressed and many girls asked if we were the new guys, as you do we said yes. I then started to practice with them. I was then informed that immigration said no to both companies, and I only had a week left on my visa. So I called my friends down in Sydney, they said they were going to go strip in Japan and make alot of money and I should join them. I said Yes, why not.

Monday, November 23, 2009

The beginning


Travelling to Japan from Australia, with 20 ausie dollars, all my stuff, and a surfboard ready to sell in case of emergency....Sound like fun? It wasnt. Why? To become a stripper make money and move back to Australia. Ill start by telling that all my life I played sports and was an artist. I got my degree in Fine Arts and played football at the University of Waterloo. I was a linebacker my last year we won the Ontario cup, and we were ranked number one all year, I wanted to go pro but had too many injuries. I loved performing and being under pressure in front of a crowd. Our coaches (Tuffy Knight) told us once we finish training camp the rest of our lives would be easy .... he was sorta right. All my life I wanted to surf well after seeing Point Break. So I moved to Australia to become a surfer.

LiquidSlide,Stripping, Acting Surfing and Designing in Japan


My friends call me Troydestroy, for reasons you will soon understand. This blog will describe amazing stories that have happened while being in Japan. At the moment I am Living in Japan and have started my own surfwear brand LiquidSlide. I am a surfer an artist, actor, teacher and rarely now but used to be a stripper. All of these stories have in all honesty happened to me or my friends, I do not lie I live for the truth, in no way are these stories revealed in order to brag. They will shock and amuse you I hope, I am not a writter but I enjoy telling stories that have happened to me. I live my life at times on the edge in order to find adventure I guess. This blog is about LiquidSlide , how it began , surfing acting and stripping and Yakuza in Japan.