Stripping audition in Japan part 2

Music starts, Im in a frozen position, head down cloak on, the bells stop, its time to dance!!!! All planning goes out the window, the mama and 15 exp strippers are watching I dance like a mad man, you cant be shy. I went with my strengths athletic ability, Im doing jumps and kicks and goin crazy( maybe looked crazy) ended up doin a jumpin kick down to another level landing in the splits????? I cant do that! It killed I ripped my hamstrings, then got down to the g string flexed around and that was that. Mama said im not pro but good enough...time for a beer!!!!